Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Pub Golf - 24th June

It was that time of year again. The annual MWH pub golf event. 9 pubs 9 drinks and penalties. Scores were kept on a T-shirt score card. The aim, as in golf, is to get round in as few shots as possible. The drinks were - a cocktail of your choice, a wine, a red headed slut (whatever that is), Submarine (lager and ammeretto - nicer than it sounds), a mixer, a margarita, a white russian (yummy), a snakebite and a pint of good old beer. The drinks were flowing nicely and everyone was in good spirits. The confident (brave or stupid - not sure which) also added a few extra drinks just for fun. Bragging rights were not permitted however.

Things moved on at a fair rate of knots - there was even time to knock off a Red Headed Slut. So to speak.

Chris and Daz double teaming the slut - and in public too!!!!

All was going to plan. I was part of a crack team that was seeing off the drinks with some ease in one. I even managed a penalty pint in one go too. However things were about to take an unfortunate turn.

Its all gone horribly wrong - Snakebite just wouldn't go down in one

It was a pint of snakebite - not my favourite tipple i have to admit. But thats ok, i am man enough to deal with a girls pint. Or so i thought. Dammit, it was too cold, halfway through i thought i was gonna black out with an ice cream headache. I cut my losses and scored two. The worst bit was i was beaten by the girls. Dammit. I shall never be allowed back to the UK again.

MeeeeeOwwwww - Ericacacacacacaaaaaa

The hat says it all really

So there we go - i did nine hole in ten shots, Not bad going. But a bit of a poor show on the snake bite. Ah well - will get in some training for next year. The night ended in Danny Doolans bopping to tunes and drinking until the wee small hours. A top top night.